There is currently a lot of debate/discussion/controversy going on with regard to the Texas legislature adding a rider to the current budget stating that all publicly-funded universities that had a GLBT(further acronym soup) student center would have to spend the same amount of money on a "Traditional Family Values" center ( Read more... )

Son of a whore, I ran my experiment on the wrong goddamn species

Apparently, my happy little sapphire looks so much like an engagement ring that three separate people have asked if I'd set a date. And one bitch made a rather disparaging remark about Eb "not being able to afford nice diamonds". I finally took it off in vehement disgust, because I was tired of explaining that it wasn't an engagement ring at all, ( Read more... )

Lessons for the day:

1.) No matter how tempting it might look, do not eat undercooked, semi-expired ground sausage.

2.) Don't leave a garden cultivator in the only operational bathroom if you can't refrain from #1

3.) Cats react poorly to being puked on.

You know that sudden sinking feeling you get, when you realize that someone has majorly fucked up, and that someone is you ( Read more... )

Yesterday evening at about 10pm, I got my new cable box installed ( Read more... )

I swear, the only form of communication I haven't fucked up today is IM, but only because I haven't actually sent or responded to any. No matter how hard I try to be a suave, sociable motherfucker, I either wind up with mushmouth and then cram both feet in it. That, or technology betrays me. I've screwed up email, LJ comments, and a facebook update ( Read more... )

I'm going to blatantly rip off Cleolinda's recap style for this post, hopefully with the result of it being funnier.

( Chapter 4: In which there are trilithons )